WOD:
Overhead Squats: 5 x 10
Power Snatch: 3, 3, 1, 1, 1
Athletes:
Jack........ 45, 45, 45, 45, 45 - 65, 95, 95, 125, 130, 130
I know what you're thinking, "Hey Jack, what's up with the WOD today?" Well.. as much as it pains me to say this, I have an admission to make. I can't overhead squat. "Whaaahuh?", you say, "But Jack, we've seen you OHS. Hell, we've even got pictures of you putting up weight." Ok, technically this is true. Then again, there are pictures of me flying a Schweitzer 300C and I'm not a helicopter pilot either. I mean come on, there are pictures of me with two strippers and a midget in Vegas and I'm not... you know what, never mind. In fact, forget that last part entirely... pretend I didn't mention that.
What I'm trying to say is that while I can do what is by strict definition, an over head squat, they suck. They are not pretty, not solid and just not any good (almost exactly like the last Nicolas Cage movie) . My left shoulder doesn't move far enough back, my knees tend to wiggle and I look like I'm trying to lift a pregnant yak. Now, there's a fix for this. It's pretty easy actually, the fix is to start over. I mean to take the ego out of it and start completely over. Pick up a broom stick and work unweighted until it looks like it's damned well supposed to. Take the time to stretch the shoulders and focus on doing the movement right not trying to move weight. The solution is to build a solid foundation, then and only then, to start piling on the weight. Pretty obvious really but rarely done. It's hard to go backwards. To feel like you're going back to the beginning. Yet sometimes this is exactly the best way to move forward.
I see a bit of broom work ahead of me in the next few weeks but one day, with a lot of hard work, two more strippers and possibly another midget (she preferred to be called "petite" BTW), I know I'll have a real over head squat.... maybe.