Athletes...

Name: Susan

Notable Points:
- Can move more weight than she claims
- Has has better form than most trainers
- Gets kicked out of more clubs than Lindsey Lohan

Name: Jordan

  Notable Points:
- Rows faster when she's mad
- Believes stretching is something only rubber bands do
- Stronger than she looks

Name: Camilo

 Notable Points:
- Knows how to make Jordan row faster
- Seems to put up more weight every time he comes in
- Keeps asking for one more set

 

Name: Steve

 Notable Points:
- Held a junior world deadlifting record, ask him to tell you about it
- Will run during WODs, but only if chased by a pack of rabid dogs
- Honestly believes that getting up at 5:30 am to train is normal